1-your stomach turns every time some one asks "is that a focus?" 2-people ask "isnt it weird having the shifter there?" 3-ephatch.com is your home page 4-every time you pass another ep driver you both do "the school busdriver wave" 5-you close your sunroof because it looks like rain then realize while its raining that the sunroof wasnt closed all the way 6-know the infamous ricer fly by all to well 7-your weekend is spent going to meets 8-you have seen the threads from chromedoutsi(who was that tard) 9-dont even bother reading the honda vs vw kill stories due to the flames 10-code 14(greddy kit owners) need i say more 11-thank god that the si is now a hatch again 12-leave notes on somewhat modded looking eps about this site 13-knew you were going to buy the car before you test drove it 14-spent an hour looking for a feul return ,line 15-you hate the o4 tail lights 16-you spend all your extra money on mods 17-dislike tom elliot for making this only have the k20a3 in it 18-people have asked k20 k24 arent those nissan motors? 19-you pop your hood and the first thing you hear is why is the motor backwards? 20-you have to explain to bseries guys what ivtec is and how it works 21- If "Drop that sucka!" is in your computers auto correct list for the letter D 22- Your car has more ground clearance than your friends jeep 23- You hear "It looks like a minivan" on a daily basis 24- You have been asked if it is "One of those darned electric cars" (direct quote from the DOL woman who gave me the drive test) 25- you grind second gear 26- tranny probs 27-If you have ever have said "its got the same motor as the RSX" only to later conceed that you didnt mean the Type-s Version (damn tom elliot) 28- you wonder why we never got the ctr 29-constintly look around for another ep in traffic 30-wonder what the hell people are thinking when they are looking at your car 31-the only reason you want GT4 to come out is so you can tell everyone you have a ctr and the mugen si 32-while you are out driving, you daydream you are actually driving a ctr 33-you hear how *cute* your car is from your ladyfriend's mom. 34-you think an s2k start button would look just perfect where your hazard button is... 35-you wish the redline were higher than 6800 but you can't bring yourself to drop $600 on hondata 36-you have to repeatedly explain that Alcantara is a synthetic suede fabric. 37-you have a red vinyl sticker on your steering wheel and key. 38-you want a sixth gear. 39-You type "Civic", "EP", "02-03", "02-04", "Si", "CTR", "CT- R" "Civic Type-R", "Type-R", "Mugen", "Honda UK", "Spoon", or "K20A" into the Google search box and get nothing but hits highlighted in purple because you've looked them all up at least 434,949,554 times. 40-If you've ever refured to your car as an "Ep3" only to have the person your talking to say "I thought it was an Si?" 41- you have people stare at you wondering what the fuck it is. 42- you have members ask what taillights those are. 43- friends call it a fucked up lookin jelly bean. 44-constantly look outside to check if ur EP is still there and stare at it even tho u've owned it for over 2 years. 45-not being able to see your speed from 40mph - 100mph cause the DAMN steering wheel is in the way 46- People ask you where you get those seat only to tell them that they came stock and they go wow! 47-constantly have people say that ur car looks like an egg 48- you drove it for two months before you realized the extra storage compartment under the center cup holders 49- shit a brick the first time the maintenance required light came on 50-bought a type r kit only to realize it wont fit the usdm bumper 51-had to buy parts for a base rsx cause autozone doesnt have your car in the system 52-you buy every racing game with hope that it may have an ep in it 53-your check engine light comes on cause you forgot the three clicks rule 54-performance shops tell you the kseries doesnt have potential and you think "just wait foker you have no idea" 55-you dont mind going back to iraq cause youll have extra $ for mods 56-you hate hearing the phrase "yea but the old Si's were quicker" 57-b-series owners scoff at your engine 58-you know that when it comes down to it, your engine will outperform it 59-you get dissapointed when you see old people driving another ep 60-meets and track days are marked on your calendar and have more importance than some family member's birthdays 61-if your replying to this thread. 62-You wish you lived in japan 63-Everyone wants your seats... 64-Everyday wonder why THE "HELL WE GOT DIET I-VTEC"! 65-Wonder why we have no sideskirts. 65-If you want to buy an 04 and keep your 03 headlights/tails. 66-you own toy EP cars 67-you know damn well peking works his ass off in the newbie forum cleaning the mess of wrong posting that happens here 68-wont by a car magazine unless there is an article or review in it about an si
:spitdrink: Funny! Here is one more of You might be an EP owner if... You want a CTR so bad you get the Union Jack emblem and have to explain to everyone why the hell you got a British Flag on the back of your car. http://www.shopresponse.com/jdm_civic_ep3_union_jack.html
Oh man Daniel, I was gonna order one from you! Now I don't know...You brought up the CT-R point, lol.
